bag 'o poo

This is one of my favorites.  Although I didn't see this one hit the ground I know how this happened because I've seen it before.  Woman takes her dog for walk with children in stroller. Dog poos, she picks it up in bag, carries bag (doesn't want to put it in stroller) while pushing stroller, messing kid, diaper bag, stroller etc. accidentally drops bag.

What I don't get is that at some point she must have realized that she longer had the bag of poo and didn't deposit it in a suitable receptacle.  It's on the sidewalk surrounding residence.  Why would one retrace steps and dispose of their mess.  Not an isolated incident.  I have seem this occur three times in the last month.

More poo to come soon.

life, liberty & pursuit

While I didn't look too hard I didn't see anything that qualified the statement, "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" in the Declaration of Independence.   I can only assume the authors considered it logical and reasonable that one's right to the above did not extend to an unreasonable  imposition on another's right to the same.

That currently seems to be all but ignored.

Schooling. 

Not classroom but like fish.  I wish the phishe would get with the program.  I am tired of walking down a public sidewalk on the far right with a group a phishe headed at me, 4 - 5 abreast without any consideration for how I or anyone else might continue past them without exiting the sidewalk.

The list is endless. 

Dragging their snot nosed offspring out into public to annoy and terrorize the general public because they are too lazy to "parent" them before letting them lose in society.  

These are a mutant form of goldphishe as they go way beyond just being stupid.

Next up, "poop".

phishe, not phishe?

I thought I would attach a link to the Darwin Awards website.  While the awards were not the inspiration for this blog there is an obvious similarity.  There are a few differences.  If these individuals are truly phishe, they are olympian in their accomplishments.  My phishe only aspire to their greatness.  Real goldphishe, I think, are not so industrious but just clueless in their day to day interactions with the world and society as a whole.  They generally wait for piranas, the flush lever or stoned college boys to send them to the great phishebowl in the sky rather than do it themselves.  More importantly, they don't seem to be removing themselves from the gene pool fast enough as a great many appear to be the parents of little phishe in training. 

http://www.darwinawards.com/

don't cry over spilt...

I haven't been out in the general public much lately but the phishe never disappoint.  I stopped in the coffee shop around the corner for a special moment.  This is Seattle, Coffee City.  You would think, if nothing else, the people could manage their coffee.  So wrong.  

Young woman get a small coffee drink, cup and saucer.  Based on what I later saw I'm pretty sure some chocolate involved.  She carries it to a coffee table (about 14" of the ground) holding it by the saucer, of course.  Hooked in the crook of her arm (elbow) is her purse.  When she gets to the table she bends slightly and lowers her hand toward the table straightening her arm.  Purse strap rapidly slides down her arm until it contacts the saucer launching the cup like a misfired catapult.  All over, table, floor, sleeve of her shirt, and on and into her open purse.  Couldn't have had more successful coverage if you dropped it from a chandelier.  

a whole other level

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/29462809#29462809

you have to watch a very short commercial but worth it.  like the fish in bowl except her bowl ain't empty.

the front fell off

I would like to open with a stunning example of "phishey"behavior.  The beauty of it is, the friend that introduced me to the "phishe" concept is Australian.  While visiting him we had great fun observing and studying phishey behavior, like some demented modern day anthropologists.  Phishe are usually infuriating creatures but, watching them carry out their activities with another non-phishe can be downright hilarious.